那堂課,是要我們向大家說我們會成為什麼樣的情人,小弟我再上上禮拜時就已經想好一個很貼近我的心聲的台詞,想說先唸給我同學聽,結果下場是...'你是去搞笑的喔??不過真的還漫讚的,我們幫你多想一點...'到後來啊,什麼成功湖啊,沙西米啊,吻仔魚啊全出籠了,一整個囧掉...
上課前在整理了一下,終於...輪到我們這一組上台了!!聽完前面三位組員的台詞,突然發現到我好像是真的上去亂的(XDD),管他的...放給他去了!!!我清了一下喉嚨,開始我的報告:
"大家好,我是系統99級 洪勗傑,呃...我不擅長甜言蜜語,所以只能用個比喻,每個女生希望找到他心中理想的白馬王子,但我不是.我只希望作你最認真,最專情的...'人魚王子'.你問我為什麼是人魚??那是因為...人魚是不會劈腿的!!"說完,很帥氣的把麥克風交給下一組,台下則用力鼓掌及發出陣陣笑聲(囧...)全班報告完後,老師還特地點了一次人魚王子的事(再囧...)那堂課後,變成了我們班上的"人魚王子"了...
P.S其實啊...這句話...真的很屌的說XD
附一下"小美人魚"的主題曲~XD
Under the Sea
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate
Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow
Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea
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